What is the weirdest prank you have ever done?

a coworker left his computer on and unlocked once when he was on vacation. so i took the opportunity to change his wallpaper to a picture of a man – a very buff man – in assless chaps. then i powered down the computer.

when he came back on monday, what’s the first thing that pops up? yep, dude’s assless chaps. and it was a slower computer, so he’s covering his monitor with his body, trying to hide the screen from passersby.

In high school we disassembled someone’s vw bug and reassembled it on the roof of the school overnight.

Well my favorite is when stopped beside a biker at a traffic light, discreetly hit him in the side of the head with my water gun. They look up and around and of course I am just staring straight ahead then as soon as they stop looking around do it again. The hardest part is not laughing.

MY other favorite is when you pull up to a toll station that has real people in it, always pay twice as much and say it is for your friend in the car behind you. Then take off like a bat out of hell. They try to catch up with you and see who you are, if they do, just wave and smile and make kissy faces.

It’s sad isn’t it, hehehehe.

@eponymoushipster – that was a good one, could you link to the photo please, hehehe.

i put a thumptack on the chair of one of my classmates.
he rose up as fast as he sat down.
i felt bad after this.

I put a maxi pad in my boyfriend’s shorts while he was sleeping.

I also put tothpaste inside the sheets at the foot of my brothers bed so he’d climb in and get toothpaste everywhere… i know.. mean.

I’m not really one for pranks – especially ones that hurt others. The only prank that I can recall doing was last year in the library. I was sitting at a computer with friends and we kept an eye out for people who were using the printer. When people went to collect their work, we printed an image of very scrawly handwriting saying “HELP ME I AM TRAPPED INSIDE THE PRINTER!” so it would arrive just after their work (so they would check it to see if it is theirs). Got some good giggles from it, especially when the library staff realised what was going on :D.

My co-worker decided to yell at me every morning for a week, and I had enough.
We drive large vans (phone company), and she was not a tall person.
I crawled on top of her van, then used electrical tape on the roof over the passenger seat and spelled out “Truck drivers eat shit”.
Any truck driver pulling up next to her, for the next week, would look down and see it. They were throwing food, drinks, cutting her off, flipping her off…
After a week, she came in complaining about it. “What is with all these truck drivers?”
I quietly crawled back on top of the truck, and removed it. She didn’t know about it for years, when I told her.

I would fuck with computers at stores. Mostly Macs running 7.5.3. You could put the “shutdown option” in the start-up items.

I’m not really one for pranks. I did take a shit on a guys lawn while my friend siphoned the gas from his car. That wasn’t malicious, I just needed to poop. I don’t miss high school.

@rooeytoo http://images.google.com it wasn’t mine.

Another one: a friend of mine had a crazy aunt who would give him “monster brownies”. Huge, super chocolate-y and messy. Two guys that lived down the hall went on vacation, and we decided that those brownies were gonna serve a purpose.

We rubbed the brownie on some old underwear, so that it’s residue resided on the asscrack region of the undies, and left them all over their place, including hanging one from the ceiling fan, and leaving a pair under the pillow of one of the guys.

then we let rip some “fart spray”. and shut the door.

needless to say, we knew exactly when they got home.

Well, after reading these, the one where I tied an inflatable pool toy (shark) over my wife’s side of the bed so that when she sat up she would bump into it, seems like of lame. But boy, did I laugh like a hyena when she sat up in the middle of the night to get up and go to the bathroom. The scream she let out was classic.

once my twin brother and I took turns hiding while the other one helped the freaked out crying baby sitter look for the “lost” one. She never knew that we were trading places back and forth the whole time.

I once wrote a macro for my computer class that ran at start up, cleared the screen and printed:

Press any key to begin erasing hard drive…..

Students would sit down, turn on the computer, read it and turn it off then move to a new computer.

The T.A. came in and the student who was left with out a computer showed it to him. He asked “is this someone’s homework?” I raised my hand. He hit the space bar and said “come get the hand out you can go”.

I was in a band in the early 1970’s. We pooled our money and rented this old house to practice and store our equipment. Naturally, the house became the hangout for our circle of friends. One of the people who hung out with us was a pretty good photographer, but had was pretty much perceived as a real weirdo. Nothing real bad, but he liked to hang around old cemeteries, and talk about the macabre. He quickly acquired the nickname of “Vlad”, after “Vlad the Impaler”, aka Count Dracula.

One night, we decided to pull a prank on him. One of his favorite cemeteries was an old abandoned cemetery on a hill by a river. So we set up some equipment and got some recordings of chains, moans, groans, etc.

Meanwhile, Tony and I invited Vlad to ride with us to visit the old cemetery, since the moon was full and the night was clear, and there would be some great opportunities for photos.

We pulled up to the entrance of the cemetery. It was totally quiet, except for the calling of the frogs at the riverbank. The moon was full and bright, and the sky was clear. The trees in the cemetery cast appropriately eerie shadows on the walkways. As we walked up the main pathway, up the hill, Tony said he needed to relieve himself, and disappeared (to check the preparations). Meanwhile, Vlad and I proceeded up to a particularly interesting tombstone, and he got his camera ready. Suddenly, there was a noise coming from the left. Vlad asked me, “Did you hear that?” I replied, “That must be Tony.” To which Vlad replied, “No-o-o, he went the other way.” Then he called for Tony. Then the sound effects started, at first very faint, but increasing in intensity. Then Tony screamed the most blood-curdling scream I had ever heard. He then called for help (still acting)! I didn’t think Vlad could turn any paler in the moonlight, but he did! Then suddenly, Tony came running from the overgrown shrubbery, his shirt torn, running down the path. “Let’s get out of here!” he shouted. Vlad turned and started running, and stumbled on Jim, who was hiding in the bushes. Vlad screamed, jumped over Jim, and kept running to the car. I followed, keeping with the prank, jumped into the drivers seat, and sped out of there. Once Vlad recovered his breath, he said, “I almost got grabbed by something out there.” I could hardly keep from laughing.

We stopped at a store on the way back to the house (about 10 miles away) to give our co-conspirators time to get back and look innocent. Vlad never was the wiser until we told him a couple days later.

@Yetanotheruser if I was the guy you called Vlad, I would have gotten back at you in the most horrible way, and you might not be here to tell the story, unless you can type with your nose. =)

@evelyns_pet_zebra I have typed with my toes for many years~jk!

@Yetanotheruser – Heheehheh. Lurve!

@eponymoushipster – not your ass or your image?????

@rooeytoo this monkey has never been to a pride parade, nor has his ass been in assless chaps. sorry to disappoint.

I called dominoes and i ordered 30 pizzas and used my neighbors address and weirdly enough he paid and took the pizzas!!!

@wowy123 Kinda rude :o. Did you dislike him or something? I would only do that if I really hated the person.

@wowy123
did you know that that is a crime and can land you in jail?