Why could you never be a Fluther moderator?

Many wonderful Jellies have been awarded moderator status. This is a thankless job, and they do it for free, and the only perk is the moderator label on their home page. I like almost all the moderators, and I am thankful they are here to keep the peace and to keep Fluther running smoothly. I could never be a moderator because I am a stubborn old Belgian and it’s pretty well known that I don’t always play well with others. What about you? What personality quirk or type do you have that keeps Bendrew from smacking you in the head with the ‘Mod Wand’?