How would you ensure that you don't get the job?

Pretend that you are at a job interview. You absolutely do not want the job they are interviewing you for. How would you answer these common interview questions?

1. What is your greatest strength?
2. What is your greatest weakness?
3. How would a previous manager describe you?
4. What have you learned from your mistakes?
5. Where do you see yourself in five years?
6. What do you know about our organization?
7. Do you have any questions for me?

These are just some suggestions to get you started. Feel free to add your own or modify any of these.