You're drinking a nice strong cup of coffee, what would be something you saw or heard that could possibly cause you to scald your genetalia?

Something so shocking unexpected horrifying jaw dropping eye popping that it stops you in your tracks, causing an immediate red alert to the nether regions.Whether it be indoors or out. I realise of course that this is no laughing matter & indeed is a fate that may have befallen any one of you & for that I apologise.For the rest of us, use your imagination & let’s hear your examples, serious or maybe not so….