Who wants to play "Two Truths and a Lie"?

This has been done many times before, but we have many new users now. I think it is time to get to know each other better.

List 3 statements about yourself (two truths, one a lie) then everyone gets to guess which of the three is a lie.

Here are mine-

1. I was 30 the first time I used a mower.

2. I was offered to be taken in by a pimp that supplied women to
high profile clients such as Mike Tyson.

3. I was given the award of “prettiest hair” my senior year of high
school.