You are obliged to show two of the seven dwarfs around your town, who are the lucky pair & where do you take them?

Welcome to intelligent corner, a quiet little place where us smart arses tend to dwell. Dip your toes into the well of genius & bask in reflective superiority. Now where was I? Oh that’s it, a little bit of fluff to play around with if you wish. So who are the individuals who get to see places of interest with you as host & where do they get to go? Wow this place gets to us all in the end, cabin fever!!