What's your best one-line movie review?

SPOILER ALERTS! Ruin the movie – it’s fun sometimes. But if you don’t think that’s fun, you probably shouldn’t read further…

My friend and I found one that we think is fantastic – “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure” – a strange, child-like man searches for his bicycle.

Amazing.

And after watching “The Godfather, Part III” I had this to say: “Well, at least they shot Sofia Coppola in the end.”

Has anyone encountered far-too-precious one-line movie reviews or summaries? I kind of love them…