How do you and your SO groom each other?

Buying clothes, advising on what to wear, picking lint off your coat, telling you when to cut your eyebrows, telling you to lose weight, and whatever… what do you do to your SO? What does your SO do to you? How do you respond to this? Do you welcome it, resent it or what?

My wife doesn’t buy my clothes, except possibly as a gift at a birthday or Christmas. She does tell me to trim my eyebrows, which annoys me because I like bushy eyebrows. They remind me of my grandfather. She’ll also tell me when to get a haircut, but she doesn’t have to tell me when to take a bath. I take one once a month, whether I need it or not! Aren’t you glad this is the internet which has no bad breath or body odor? Or, for that matter, perfume (which gives me headaches).