What quips have your heard lately that made you laugh?

I had to ask this as I was inspired by @wundayatta’s quip here in the 3rd comment down

“Could you hear my eyes rolling?”

That is just darn funny!! Made me laugh out loud! I mean even if I was mad at the moment and someone said that to me I would probably have to laugh!! XD

That is why I like it here…all sorts of crazy stuff is said and much of it funny as hell. Do you have a favorite quip you have heard or even one of your own you can share to make today a happier day??