With the defeat of Christine O'Donnell does it concern you that, once again, we have a Congress where not a single person has been willing to come out and openly state, for the record, that he or she is not a witch or warlock?

Ding Dong! The Not a Witch is dead.
Which old Not a Witch?
The Wicked Not a Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Not a Witch is dead.
Wake up – sleepy head,
rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Not a Witch is dead.
She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below.
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing
and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh,
sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Not a Witch is dead!

Mayor:
As Mayor of the Munchkin City,
In the County of the Land of Oz,
I welcome you most regally
.
Barrister:
But we’ve got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor:
To see?

Barrister:
If she

Mayor:
If she?

Barrister:
Is morally, ethic’lly

Father No.1:
Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2:
Positively, absolutely

Munchkins:
Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:
As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined her.
And she’s not only merely dead,
she’s really most sincerely dead.

Mayor:
Then this is a day of Independence
For all the Munchkins
and their descendants

Barrister:
If any.

Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked Old Not a Witch at last is dead

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Sorry! I’m from Delaware. I feel like I’m entitled to a little happy dance!

Considering there are some things I am not so happy about.