What is your favorite politcal joke?

I’m asking, simply because with the elections this past Tuesday, a lot of us have politics on our minds.

We’ve had questions about “favorite jokes” and “most offensive jokes” recently, so I thought it would be fun to share political jokes. I also think it would be fun, in light of recent antagonizing questions, to just relax and giggle at political humor.

Two of my favorites are:
Rep. Mark Souder of Indiana resigned after getting into a sex scandal. Evidently, some politicians take the task of “screwing the voters” too literally.

Washington DC Newsflash: A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.