What would your dog do if he/she was drunk?

My brother’s friend’s dogs got into the fridge one night and chewed into the cans of some beer bottles ( a whole 30 rack ) and a couple bottles of… I forget what but anyway they woke up to the sound of the dogs running into the walls and barking at nothing. They tried to climb the walls a few times.
So the question is if your dog or cat or even your fish got drunk what do you think they’d do? Be creative and have fun.
Also if anyone else happens to have a drunk pet story please tell us it!