Who can create the longest coherent sentence where the first letter of each word is alphabetical?

OBJECTIVE:

Create a sentence as long as you can where the first letter in each word is the next alphabetically to the previous word.

Example: Ants bake cookies…

Notice the first letter of each word.

RULES:

- You don’t have to start with A, you can start anywhere within the alphabet

- If you go to the letter Z, you can continue going with A

- The sentence doesn’t have to make total sense, but it must be complete and coherent

- Don’t answer twice in a row

- Give lurve to the funniest and longest sentences!