Who makes the best coffee, men or women?

This has been a running arguement for many years in my family. Visitors and family members say my wife makes the best coffee. Others, say yours truly makes the best. We are talking about regular coffee, with freshly ground Columbian coffee beans. Also, that men makes the best Chefs. Question: what is your belief in this coffee war? Do you make better-tasting coffee than your s/o, or is it a standofff, just like in my family?