What is the coolest redneck idea you've ever come up with?

Between my husband and me, we come up with a lot of them! Most recent was tonight, when in the space of 30 seconds, we hatched a plan, worked out the bugs (heh! No pun intended…see below) and were ready to implement when the time comes!

OK, we bought an 05 Dodge Durango limited (LOVE it!) It has a rear “entertainment system” (a DVD player w/screen.) We have a pop up camper. We just worked it out to where, see, next time we go camping, we back the truck up to the bed end of the camper, open the hatchback to the truck, drape the canvas of the bed over the hatch, instead of securing it under the bed, and…lay in the camper and watch movies! Only one tiny problem, which I quickly overcame, and that was what to do about the open spaces on either side of the canvas…..simple. Get a bolt of tulle (the stuff they make wedding veils out of only us rednecks call it ‘squito netting) and drape that about until you’re all enclosed. No bugs!! And you don’t have to climb in and out of the truck for to get beer and snacks and stuff!

WHAT a plan! I am so looking forward to that!!!