Why do I want a ring? I surely don't want to get married!

What the heck? All I can think of is Valentine’s Day and my birthday coming up and I reeaalllly want my boyfriend to get me a ring. But I don’t want to be engaged, I don’t want to get married, and I already am secure in our thing. I don’t need to “show” anybody else what’s on my hand, don’t need to fend off the idiots. He already knows all this about me (except for the wanting the ring thing….cheesy to say so). So what the hell is wrong with me??