How would you start an argument?

Let’s pretend. A radio show calls you and offers you a fabulous prize for playing their contest. This is the way it works: you call someone you know and say one thing that gets you into a heated argument within 30 seconds.

I won’t ask you who you are going to call, but I want to know what you’d say.

and really, the prize is fabulous and you can make amends later.