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Can you be the FLUTHERER NEGOTIATOR?

Asked by mazingerz88 (28826points) April 17th, 2011

If you saw the movie “The Negotiator” ( Samuel Jackson and Kevin Spacey ) then great if not, a negotiator is a law enforcement officer who is a specialist in talking out any kind of hostage taker into releasing his or her hostage or hostages.

Here is the scenario, a GUY in a CLOWN OUTFIT, wearing a pink backpack with a long string of SAUSAGES hanging out threatens to push a woman ( she is screaming ) in a BARNEY the Dinosaur outfit off a 50 story building. She is holding a terrified Chihuahua who is in turn wearing a Batman outfit.

As the FLUTHERER NEGOTIATOR, what will you do and say to convince the clown to release his hostages?

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