Who wants to help me practice deconstructionism?

Need to practice deconstructionism for a class final, focusing on ambiguities in language.

So…just give me a short quote or statement of opinion and I will try to take it apart somehow through textual interpretation.

Thanks.

P.S. I will try my best to pull the quotes/statements apart through deconstruction. Please do not be offended.

P.P.S. Any views I express here are not necessarily my true views.