Do you know anyone who has sat under the orange tree?

Things happen, or so I’ve heard, underneath one particular orange tree. I’d like to know what kind of things happen, and who has been there, and why they were there and what they saw and whether the anti-proton universe generator was visible at the time? If so, how many new universes were created under the orange tree at the time you were sitting there if indeed you were sitting instead of standing or running or climbing… yes what is it like climbing the orange tree? Also did you see any run-on sentences there. I hear that run-on sentences tend to bollux up both anti-proton and haptically perverse universe generators so if you find it, could you please feed it this question just to see what happens, please?