Have you loled recently, and what was it all about?

I just had to use the Oxford English dictionary’s latest entry – lol – in a question, sorry. But while we’re here – why not tell us something that actually made you laugh out loud – or write something funny that might make me.

Yes, there are many threads with jokes, Chuck Norris, lolcats et al; but that was yesterday. Besides, most of them are long and take ages to load.

Please: no links. They are scary and usually less funny than you think. Take it from someone who isn’t a visual person – short, funny anecdotes or jokes go a long way. A one-liner is worth a thousand pictures.