Who first taught you how to drive an automobile?

For the last two days, I have wondered who taught me how to drive an automobile. My parents are deased, so they cannot tell me. My only brother’s memory is really bad, so that’s out. There is no one left to tell me who taught me to drive. Maybe I stole my dads car one night and taught myself. Who knows! Question: who taught you how to drive an automobile? Brother, sister, mother, father, the tooth fairy?