If your neighbor is an old lady that lives in a shoe, in what shape would you like your own house to be in?

I would like my house to be in a shape of the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars, yeah! Instead of lasers, the guns would be firing water for the plants in summer and on special occasions like the 4th of July, will shoot fireworks.

For the mailman, I have a model of R2D2 as a mailbox and after he drops the mail, R2 would hoink and squirk. I would go out in my C3PO outfit once in a while and do some gardening or spray wash my house. : )