Can Fluther possibly help me find a salad dressing I'll like? (see details)

I’ve never been much of a salad person, mainly because I’ve never found a dressing I like.

I really hate vinegar, and I don’t really like creamy stuff, either.

I’d like to be able to add salads to my repertoire, though, so a dressing that’s not too vinegary would help. I’ve done the no-dressing thing, but that’s boring.

Can you suggest anything that might be good for a vinegar-hater who also isn’t into ranch or caesar?