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Why do people claim that space aliens do weird shit instead of the obvious?

Asked by josie (30934points) July 14th, 2011

They claim that they eviscerate cattle.
That they make designs in wheat fields.
That they stick titanium probes up peoples assholes and vaginas.
All sorts of stuff except the obvious.
They would probably just say “hello”.
What is that all about?

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