Can you make up a Fluther greeting?

You know, those funny greetings they have on the top of your avatar and username.

Inspired by this question.

What can you come up with?

I have the following;

Wadup foo.

Greetings. Bring a shotgun, a flashlight, and minde ye head.

Veeeelcum.

You want a piece of us!? We sure want a piece of you…

Enter, if ye dare…

Join uuuuuuusss…

Oly oly oxen free…come out, wherever you are, ya sweet thang yo!

This…is…SPARTA!!

What you got? (that was also a greeting I thought of)