What is one of the funniest stories that someone has told you about their kid?

We all think our kids are the funniest, most fantastic things in the world (and, in fact, mine are ; ) but usually others don’t find their antics quite as cute and precocious as Mom and Dad do. However, once in a while people will tell stories about their own kids that are truly funny.

I was chatting with a convenience store clerk once. I don’t think I even knew her name. For some reason the talk turned to dogs, and she told me this story about her son (who is now grown.)

When her son was five a new person moved in next door. They had a dog, a boxer. After about a week, her little son came running in the house in tears.
“Mom! Why does the neighbor keep calling his dog that awful name?? He just keeps calling it that name, over and over! It’s just so terrible!”
Mom asked, “What does he call the dog?”
With tears running down his face the child cried, “I can’t even tell you, it’s so bad!” Poor kid.
A couple of days later Mom chanced to talk to the neighbor and asked him, “By the way—what is your dogs name?”
The guys said, “His name is Baxter….Why?”....

Remember, your story has to be about somebody elses kid, not your own! Not even your grandkids!