Can you suggest some crafting resources for a crafting idiot?

So, here’s the deal. I love to craft, but I am a crafting idiot. I lack many of the basic resources that most hardcore crafters have and I have a short attention span. On top of that, I lack many of the basic skills that a dedicated crafter has, like the ability to sew or cut paper in a straight line. Glue, I love. I love gluing stuff to other stuff, and I even love painting but usually a solid color as all of my visual artistic skills are about what colors look pretty together.

Having said that, can the collective suggest any resources or projects for a crafting idiot like me?