Let us make some funny air flight safey instructions?

Today I flew back to the Netherlands and of course the stewardesses entertained us with their pre-flight safety instructions.
Frequent flyers will recognize these as necessary but also quite boring.
In my mind I was finishing some sentences they started, and I thought about asking my fellow Jellies to come up with some too.
If you please, of course.

“Be careful, when opening the overhead luggage compartments, they might contain a hungry lion.”