Want to play the Ad game?

The Ad Game is a Dutch game which I played when I was a little rebbel.
I am pretty sure there isn’t an English equivalent for it, so I will explain how it works.
This is a very simple game where you make fun with strange advertisements. The game consists of 3 decks of cards, one for each line of a 3 line advertisement. The current player picks up one card from each of the decks and reads them out loud. Because the lines usually do not make any sense together, this will hopefully make everyone laugh. source
I think we can play it here without the cards, Jellies have imagination so they can come up with their own words.
Example:
Jelly 1. For rent
Jelly 2. German Shepherd
Jelly 3. In bags of 100 grams