What is the weirdest name of a song or song lyric you have ever heard?

I was listening to My Beef Mail Box (Most humble apologies for the vid as it was the only version I could find) and thought to myself this is a bizarre song. Incredible guitar and bass riffs but way out there lyrics wise. So I was wondering what other gems of insanity my fellow Jellies have in their collections. Please do provide links when possible!! ;)