What is your most obscure recipe in your pantry?

Not looking for anything weird just recipe’s you have that you have never seen anyone else use, Here is mine

American Pizza

1 Block velveta cheese
I small can tomato paste
2 packages chipped beef (rinsed of to remove excess salt)
1 package sliced pepperoni
2 packs hamburger rolls

Melt cheese, and tomato paste with half stick of butter in frying pan, add chipped beef, cook for a few minutes until warm. Put mixture onto halved rolls, top with pepperoni, back on 350 degrees until roll gets lightly toasted. Remove from oven and Enjoy. Caution this is a rich recipe don’t eat to many. My mother would cook this for us about twice a year when she was alive. Man do I miss her cooking.