Does dealing with being “natural” makes a hypocrite of you?

When I confront what is “natural” I find there is a bar I can’t bring myself to go under. I like women who are more natural then all glammed up. I like natural hair color. Sometimes some streaks is OK so long as everyone knows it is there for accent and not trying to pass as natural. I want my women natural about the chest, I hate feeling any Latex, Lycra/Spandex, contraptions when I give her a hug. I don’t want to see bra straps peeking from under the top. I don’t care for heavy eye shadow, powdered faces, blush and all that. I sometimes bristle at lipstick, though some women can pull it off. I do not care for the fake diamond moles and studs, as well as nose rings. Most time I cannot stand lip rings either. On the fence with the tongue stud, but more towards “no” side of that fence. Not into the fake tans, or tanning salon tans. No pantyhose ever. No contacts, especially one to change the eye color from what they naturally are.

However, the bar starts to be unmovable when it comes to under arm hair, deodorant, and shaved legs. Those are areas where “natural” can’t get under. As much as I want a “natural” woman, there are some parts of natural I just can’t make peace with.

How natural do you want your woman, or man, and where does the bar stop? I would be hard pressed to ever find anyone who wanted their other to be totally natural. By de fault everyone is a de facto “natural” hypocrite, so how high or low do you set the bar?