Help with these symptoms?

Hi fellas! Ok, I’m feeling like puppy poop. I’ve got runny nose ( About every 3 minutes need to clear it ), tummy aches, diarrhea, haven’t puked but feel like it, bit of sweats, coughing ( phlegm ), and terrible grammar and vocabulary.
No headache though. The cold like symptoms about two days now, the other ones started today. Can anyone help me figure out what this is? Is it a flu? Thnx in advance.