I invite you to write a sentence that has never been written before [details inside].

Inspired by a sketch* of Stephen Fry, I ask you to come up with a sentence that has never, ever, in history, been constructed before.

*” Imagine a piano keyboard. Um, 88 keys, only 88, and yet, and yet, hundreds of new melodies, new tunes, new harmonies are being composed upon hundreds of different keyboards every day in Dorset alone. Now, our language, Tiger, our language. Hundreds of thousands of available words, frillions of legitimate new ideas… Hm? So that I can say the following sentence and be utterly sure that nobody has ever said it before in the history of human communication: “Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.” ”

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