What kind of evil ex would you be (inspired by Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)?

So after watching that amusing flick, again. I was wondering if I were an evil ex, what would I be like? Which resulted in a light bulb which told me to ask jellies what kind of an evil ex would they be like. So what kind of evil ex would you be?

I’d probably be one that comes across as good at first telling the Scott Pilgrim equivalent that I’ll help him battle the other evil ex’s since I’m over the Ramona equivalent since I’m over her/him/it/whatever. Of course to be an evil ex, I’m not really over the Ramona equivalent but am actually doing this to make the Ramona equivalent believe that she made a mistake in leaving me since I’ve grown into a good reliable guy that cares enough to want to see her happy with the guy she’s with now. However that would only be to plant seeds of doubt and/or guilt in her mind only made worse by conversations we have reminiscent of our days together and how we’ve been since. Of course the nail in the coffin would be openly showing her my child and animal loving and caring side. Bwahahahahaha! And once the “last” of the evil ex’s are defeated, then I’d show my true colors mainly by showing that I actually put in all the effort in defeating the evil ex’s and that the Scott equivalent thus is not worthy of the Ramona equivalent.