So for fun, what can we blame on the menopause?

I am heading into menopause and I find people (especially women) can blame everything you have to say on menopause. You can say, it feels hot and it actually is 80 degrees and they will say, “oh its the menopause”. Its not really hot. You can say, I’m feeling run down today and can’t concentrate because I forgot to eat breakfast and they will blame menopause. It really gets annoying how menopause gets blamed for everything.

So, I started to think that maybe there can be a way to use menopause to my benefit.
Lets say there is someone I always wanted to call a bitch or any other name. I can say you are such a bitch, out of the blue and then say sorry. It’s the menopause.
Or I can avoid doing something for someone and claim, I can’t seem to remember things since I’ve been menopausal.

So what are some things you can think of blaming on menopause?