Locked myself out of my car. Can the dealer do anything?

Okay, so I locked myself out of my car today. It’s a 2009 Honda Fit. Ugh, it was really stupid of me and I felt embarrassed.

I’ll outline everything here:

I do not have a spare.
No “hardware” place to make a key either, all I have is Wal-Mart. Nearest city is over 40 miles away.
None of my friends have a car. NONE.
You can’t rent here unless you’re 25+. I’m 22.
No bus system that can take me any farther than 10 miles.
I’m over 3 hours from my mom (aka true civilization)
No locksmith in this town.
Police failed to open my car after a half hour of trying.
Tow companies here will damage my car because they PRY open the door, usually shattering the window (police told me this).

I need to get in pronto because my ID and stuff is in there, and without it, I lose access to my dorm building, my dorm ROOM, (no physical keys), and no meal plan.
God I can’t even tell you how much I hate this tiny town

We DO have a dealer for Hondas finally, SOMETHING..would they be able to help? I can’t go out to see them though because it’s on the outskirts of town and I can’t get a ride/bus there. Can’t walk there as it’s on a highway. Would they be able to drive out to me and help me? I have my VIN and I can identify myself as the owner.