(NSFW?) Can some ladies help me with some health questions?

Asked by poisonedantidote (21675) December 15th, 2011

This is going to be very long, but please read all of it as it is important and all very relevant information.

Being a guy, womens health is not exactly something I am too familiar with, and due to recent events I now have a lot of questions.

Just over a month ago I moved to the UK to be with a girl who is now my girlfriend. The two of us are very happy together, but about a week ago things went a little worrying.

My girlfrind told me she was 5 days late for her period. At first I got a little worried as the word “abortion” slowly scrolled through my mind. I then calmed down when I reminded my self that I know how the birds and the bees work, and knew for a fact that I had not done anything to get her pregnant, but even so I was still a little concerned. However, she then told me to not worry, because a couple of years ago she missed her period for an entire year.

I have since researched online, and discovered that a women can lose their period for a wide range of reasons, be it anorexia, stress, use of steroids, and so on.

Today she is late for her period by a good two weeks, so I went out and got two pregnancy tests just to be sure. We took the test and both came back saying no pregnancy.

Before I continue, it is important to note that she was a virgin until she met me. It is also important to note that I went without sex for 3.5 months and then got my self tested for STDs, all tests came back saying I’m clean. Finally, it is important to note that tomorrow we will be making an apointment to see the doctor, so please no “go see a doctor answers”.

After the pregnancy test came back negative, we had some dinner and then decided to have sex. She positioned her self in the doggy style position, and as I got closer, I noticed her vagina was totally full with a white discharge.

I am used to girls giving off some white discharge when they get excited, some do, some don’t. However there was too much of it for it to be that.

The substance was white, and a little lumpy, just like you would expect with a yeast infection. However she has not complained of any itching or burning, and also the stuff has no smell at all.

I got wondering if this could be her period arriving at last, just without blood or something, seeing as she has had problems missing her periods in the past when she was still a virgin. Maybe it’s dead cells or something, I don’t know.

Part of the problem is her total lack of understanding regarding her own body. She has never masturbated, and even has a bit of a hard time finding her own vagina hole with her fingers. She tells me she has never visited a gynocologist, and has never checked enough in the past to be able to confirm or deny this ever happening before.

I am just wondering what the hell is going on. She is a very clean person, so we can rule out that the substance is from a lack of cleaning.

I was tested for all STDs before I met up with her, and she is very conservative and faithful regarding sex, so we can rule out STDs as the cause.

It could possibly be a yeast infection, but where the fuck did it come from, because there was no infection there yesterday, and today there was enough to fill a good couple of table spoons.

I have no idea what the problem is, she says there is no itching, no burning, no cramp pains, no abdominal pain, there is no fever, no bad smell, and no blisters or other STD/STI related signs.

Again, we are both going to the doctors tomorrow, but until then, I have the following questions to ask:

1— How often should an adult woman visit the gynocologist?

2— What is the most likely cause for her missing her period for a full year in the past?

3— What is the most likely cause for her missing her period this time round after not missing it for a full year or so? (we always use a condom, and even then I never finish inside of her just in case)

4— How serious is it to miss your period? can it cause problems in later life when trying to have kids?

5— What the fuck is the white stuff or what is it most likely to be?

6— Has anything like this ever happened to you or someone you know?

7— How serious is this situation?

8— Know any good wig shops where we can buy a good couple of rugs for after we pull all our hair out?