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Would you have arrested Santa Claus two days before Christmas? (see inside).

Asked by john65pennington (29258points) December 19th, 2011

In my police car, it was time for my 30 minute lunch break. I stopped at KFC, mainly because they gave police officers half-price on their meals. As I walked in the door, the manager came up to me and said, “can you take that drunk Santa, tapped out in the corner, to jail?” I stood and thought a few minutes before I answered and said, “look, I like you guys and thanks for the half-price meals. But, it’s two days before Christmas and I will not be responsible for Santa Claus being jailed for Christmas. The news media would have a frenzy over this and no thank you”. I called a cab and he was taken home. Question: would you have arrested Santa Claus two days before Christmas?

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