Can you suggest dates that I can stomach (literally)?

I’m in a new city and trying to go on lots of dates! As it is, I have digestive issues, and I’ve decided to cut back to only ingesting things that I can easily digest (very little). This makes it tough to meet up with people, since I can’t have alcohol, caffeine, lactose, soy, anything carbonated, sweetened, or fermented, and I’m trying to avoid having afternoon hot drinks. I’d like to meet these people in a way that we can talk, i.e. not just going to the movies.

Can you suggest anything (or can you think of a magical alcoholic drink that’s easy on the stomach?)

I can, of course, break the rules, but the result is really bad farts which can’t be had if the date goes well and I bring the guy home!

Thanks!