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What is your soap of preference in the shower?

Asked by Dutchess_III (46826points) March 13th, 2012

Yes, this is off the wall.

When we first met, long ago, my rough and tumble, former professional race car driver and motorcycle racer told me he preferred Dove. I said, “Ew! It just leaves a slime on me. I use Dial.” I just feel squeaky clean, like I’m ready to start over. Since I’m the one who usually shops for stuff, we’ve used Dial most of the time.

Rick is out of town. I just now took a shower. When I grabbed the soap and started using it, I realized it was slipping and sliding and didn’t seem to be doing much other than that…and I realized the Macho Man had slipped Dove into the shower! So I used it. It’s really warm and humid, and within an hour after getting out of the shower I had that sticky, wetty feeling that meant I needed to use an antiperspirant, so I did. With my soap, I don’t feel like I need to use an antiperspirant till the next morning, and that just because it’s part of my schedule for getting ready for work. I don’t feel like I need it, even then.

I just don’t feel clean now. I feel slimed. (Time to get His and Her’s soap dishes!)

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