What is your own particular brand of ridiculousness? Anything like mine?

I find myself doing things that make no sense whatsoever while my brain is apparently disengaged and perhaps taking time out for its own agenda which clearly does not include me.
I will be having thoughts about something other than the here-and-now and slowly realize that I’ve been attempting and failing to pick something out of my purse, over and over again. I can see it down there, and feel it but for some reason I can’t grab it. And instead of shaking my purse or changing the angle of my hand I just keep repeating the same motion and don’t even realize it because my brain is elsewhere! How the hell long have I been standing here only moving my fingers?
At least four or five times in the past couple weeks I’ve come home and on my way to the front door I’ve pointed the car unlock thingy at it and clicked. More than once when I didn’t hear the lock release! Only to realize my mistake, mutter and harrumph, checking to see if there are any witnesses to my silliness that I now have to destroy.
My spatial acuity also seems to be diminishing as I’ve several times shouldered door jambs as if I had the right of way. (Note to self; have that moved!)
I’ve done doofus-y things all my life and they seem to change over time, just to keep things fresh, I guess.
Is anyone else a member of this club?