DEATH MATCH!! What kind of competition do you choose?

Aliens have captured the Earth. For entertainment, they have decided to pit puny human against puny human. To keep things interesting, the winner of the coin toss gets to pick what they compete in.

- Competition cannot be based on personal knowledge.
(eg. Name All of Player One’s Ex-Girlfriends)

- Players will not be able to assess their opponent before choosing.
(eg. Speak English against a foreign opponent)
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What random skill(s) do you have?
What game do you choose?
What gives you the best odds?
What gives you the worst odds?
What spells out certain death for you?
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