Want to play "I would make a terrible _____________"?

Fill in the blank.

I would make a terrible doctor. I think I have the intelligence to become one, but I’d be too much like
“Oh quite whining!”
“You’re fine! Just give it a couple days!”
“Put your big girl panties on!”
“I don’t care what you saw on TV, there is no such thing as the gay virus and you don’t have it!”