Send to a Friend

themherme's avatar

Heard any good jokes lately?

Asked by themherme (194points) June 4th, 2008

I really hope not to offend anyone, but I heard this to day and I thought it was great:

Laura Bush, George Bush, and Dick Cheney are on a flight cross country. George says: you know I could drop a thousand dollar bill out of this plane and make someone very happy.
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says: well I could drop down 10 one hundred dollar bills out and make 10 people really happy.
Cheney smiles and says: well I could drop out 100 ten dollar bills out and make 100 people have a great day.
The pilot snickers to himself and says damn them big spenders, I could drop the three of them out of this plane and it would make 56 million people happy.

:*) hehe haha I know you all have some good ones!

Using Fluther

or

Using Email

Separate multiple emails with commas.
We’ll only use these emails for this message.