What is your best internet horror date story?

A few years ago I was quite active on a dating site. I had a few friends join with me. I wasn’t that keen as frankly I was busy at the time and not really in the market for a dating partner.

I eventually accepted two dates. The one guy stared at my feet throughout the entire luncheon, then confessed he had a foot fetish. Despite this he seemed like an intelligent guy, I am not saying foot fetishes make you stupid but first dates are not great contexts in which to confess them?

He also looked very little like his photo, shorter, fatter and paler! After an hour luncheon off I tootled to continue with me day.

I was at the supermarket when the call came. It was a female. She demanded to know who I was, then started to cry hysterically and scream at “Rabbit” (his nick name?) what a bastard he was and when was it all going to end. I could hear little rabbit in the background in a terrible state as well. She sounded tortured and and heartbroken. Clearly this was his wife.

So has anyone else got a dating, or blind date horror story?