If you could house swap, would you?

This started out as a wishful house swap for me because I was wishing to avoid family for Christmas as well as the weather. But it would be interesting to see how many people would be willing to do it and what their ads would look like.

Here is mine:
Willing to house swap. Small but cheerful two bedroom in Fairbanks Alaska, just 11 miles from North Pole.
Snow snowboarding, skiing, dog mushing, ice skating and hockey.
If you plan it right you might get here in time for the winter solsitce!
Right now the temperature is -30 F but not to fret it is usually a balmy -10 to -15 below for Christmas. Show your kids what it is like to have snow for Christmas.