Will you be celebrating Heterosexual Awareness Month?

The official facebook group states it’s in July so we have time to make plans. I have some really exciting ideas.

All right, in all seriousness, I know this kind of thing follows the ‘oh why do Blacks get to have a month and the queers a parade’ sort of whining by the privileged majority, but how can you seriously think that the ‘new normal’ is LGBTQ all the way? I mean, where are you located in this country because I need to go live there. Thoughts?