How quickly have you broken a new years resolution?

I have largely given up on the idea of new years resolutions as it puts added pressure on me and it will more than likely lead to failure at some point.

People will often say that they will get fit, lose weight, stop doing something, start doing something, or a whole host of other promises that are then generally broken, but how quickly have you managed to break a resolution?

When I was 14 I made a resolution to not get into trouble with my parents. I broke the resolution within 25 minutes.

So have you managed to break that promise that you made to yourself immediately or did you manage to make it to the 2nd?